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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



eswing hammer 7:24 Tue Oct 2
Yarmolenko song
We need a new song ,we’ve only got two and a half songs ,l only know one of them ,anyway l was looking through the Yarmalenko song thread and l can’t remember who put this one up but it’s a go-er ,l fine tuned only a part of it so I’m not taking credit or blame ,it’s to the hi-ho silver lining song . I’m not going Brighton but this could rip around their flat pack stadium all night.!
And it’s hi ho Yarmalenko,
Every where you go my baby ,
For West Ham you’re always scoring ,
Now you’re one of us ,
And it’s obvious!

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ironskej 3:29 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
Yarrrrrrrrma-LENKO,
He cost an arm, an a LENKO!

YarrrrrrrmaaaaLENKO
YAAARRRRRRMAAALENKOOOO!

(To the tune of Chica's Mexicany song)

geoffpikey 3:25 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
They LOVE a bit of Weather Girls down in Brighton:

“Ukrainian men
Hallelujah!

“Ukrainian men
Amen!

“We’re gonna give the ball to Yar-mo-len-ko
Absolutely raining GOOAAAAAAAAALS!!!!”

What do you mean it’s “too gay”? It’s BRIGHTON. (“Vogues” out of thread.)

Mr Anon 12:00 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
Yarmalenko scans incredibly well with "Alouette" the French nursery rhyme.

Bill W 11:46 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
One foot, he's only got one foot

lufbra iron 10:47 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
heard the Proclaimers mentioned for Yarmolenko

the walk 500 miles one

cant be arsed to type it out

Stubbo 7:25 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
New one for Carroll when he makes it back:

Andy Carroll kicking a ball
Andy Carroll had a small fall
All the clubs doctors and physio men
Couldnt put Andy together again

normannomates 5:30 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
how many syllables in cockcheesewankertwatlutonbod

normannomates 4:35 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
what are syllables

normannomates 4:29 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
he will be relegated to Noble level cunt status within a month...

Vexed 12:34 Fri Oct 5
Re: Yarmolenko song
Good point, I was talking more from a number of syllables point of view.

Stubbo 10:45 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
Vexed

Not really, since has neither curly nor furry hair.

If he goes full bubble perm at some point, then Id absolutely agree!

HairyHammer 9:53 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
To Oh my darling Clementine

Yarmolenko yarmolenko your left foot is so sublime

Your our hammer from the Ukraine when you score we lose our mind.

I think its a masterpiece, those lyrics are fucking solid.

Fivetide 9:15 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
‘Yah Mo B There’ is a bit of an open goal, and hard to argue with!

Vexed 8:53 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
Stubbo 8:52 Tue Oct 2

Works better for Yarmolenko dunnit?

Fivetide 8:43 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
Others just used the Macarena

SUM A DING WONG 6:50 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
There are some cracking suggestions on the original thread.

SUM A DING WONG 6:49 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
How about we have an original song, and not the naff shit that all the boring northern teams have.

Telford Iron 6:41 Thu Oct 4
Re: Yarmolenko song
Heard at Everton to the tune of rocking all over the world

And I like it , I like it , I like it ,
I la la la like it,
la la la like it
Here we gooooooaah
Andriy Yarmalenkoooah
1-2-3-4

BillyJenningsBoots 10:38 Tue Oct 2
Re: Yarmolenko song
Der forgot the c&p

http://www.westhamonline.net/forum_flat.php?9071848|a0_a3

BillyJenningsBoots 10:37 Tue Oct 2
Re: Yarmolenko song
Or we could recycle this thread... Couple for Yarmolenko on here!

Thought mine was best!!!!

Sven Roeder 9:03 Tue Oct 2
Re: Yarmolenko song
Yarma Lenko
Would suit that YaYa Toure / Kolo Toure song

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